Usually, when someone thinks of streaming on Tiktok, urine is low on the list. However, the beginning of the semester was flush with multiple public urinators across SUNY campuses documenting the misdemeanor for their fellow students to see.
Utilizing popular audios from the show Dexter to backdrop the videos, one user in particular has been making their mark across Buffalo State. With an apt profile bio stating, “[I’m] the Buff State pisser”, the perpetrator has amassed over a thousand followers and over one hundred thousand views.
So far, the creator has marked their territory on the Iroquois Street Entrance sign, a metalworks art installation on campus, and most recently, the Bengal statue in Horace Mann quad.
The culprit is unknown and not alone. Other accounts conducting their operations in the SUNY system include Binghamton, University at Buffalo, and Potsdam.
No clear motive is known, but when reached out to for comment, the Buffalo State wrongdoer declared, “All I have to say is that it’s gonna happen again, and again”, and that it “has to happen”.
There’s rain in the forecast. Will Buffalo State stay dry?